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Hello, and welcome to my site.
This is still in progress, and I'm not quite sure what it'll be yet, but for now it's a list of funny names, ALL REAL PEOPLE!
Dirty Names
- Harry Cox
- Richard Head
- Dick Burns
- Dick Mussel
- Dyck Fyndir
- Dick Rasch
- Gae Hookir
- Dr. Hanus
- Harry P. Ness
- Richard Cox
Misc. Names
Adam Baum
Adam Zapel
Al Bino
Al Dente
Al Fresco
Al K. Seltzer
Alf A. Romeo
Amanda Lay
Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)
Amber Green
Andy Friese (as in antifreeze)
Anita Bath, Anita Bohn, Anita Dick, Anita Friske, Anita Knapp, Anita Lay, Anita Mann, Anita Mandalay
Anna Prentice (an apprentice)
Anna Recksiek (anorexic)
Anna Sasin
Anne Teak
Annie Howe, Annie Matter
April May (a person I knew in high school)
April Schauer
Aretha Holly
Armand Hammer
Art Major, Art Painter, Art Sellers
B.A. Ware
Barb Dwyer
Barbara Seville
Barry Cade
Bea Minor and Dee Major
Beau Archer, Beau Tye
Ben Dover, Ben Down, Eileen Dover, Skip Dover
Ben Marcata (a musical term)
Bess Eaton (donut shop chain)
Biff Wellington
Bill Ding
Bill Foldes
Bill Loney
Billy Rubin
Bob Apple
Bob Katz, Tom Katz
Bonnie Ann Clyde
Brad Hammer (carpenter joke)
Brandon Cattell
Brighton Early
Brock Lee
Brooke Trout
Bud Light
Bud Wieser
Buster Cherry, Buster Hyman
C. Good (an eye doctor)
C. Senor
Candace Spencer (can dispenser)
Candy Barr, Candy Baskett, Candy Kane, Candy Sweet
Cara Sterio
Carrie Dababi ("carry the baby" - Dababi is an Egyptian name)
Carrie Oakey
Casey Macy
Cheri Pitts, Harry Pitts
Chris Coe
Chris Cross
Chris P. Bacon
Chuck U. Farley
Chuck Waggon
Claire Annette
Constance Noring
Count Dunn, Count Orff
Coyne Flatt
Craven Moorehead
Crystal Ball
Crystal Claire Waters
Crystal Snow
D. Liver
Dan D. Lyons
Dan Druff
Dan Saul Knight
Darren Deeds
Dick Bender
Dick Burns
Dick Bush
Dick Finder (real name of a urologist)
Dick Head, Dick Hertz
Dick Hyman (famous jazz musician)
Dick Hunter
Dick Mussell
Dick Pole
Dick Rasch
Dick Tator
Dick Trickle ( a NASCAR driver)
Dilbert Pickles
Dinah Soares
Dixon, Cox, and Peters (law firm)
Don Key
Donny Brook
Doris Schutt (Doris Open...)
Doug Graves
Doug Hole
Doug Witherspoon
Douglas Furr
Dr. Harry C. Beaver
Dr. Bender (Chiropracter)
Dr. Butcher
Dr. DeKay, DDS
Dr. & Dr. Doctor (real married doctors from Norwalk, CT)
Dr. E. Ville
Dr. Gass (an anesthesiologist)
Dr. Gutstein
Dr. Hanus
Dr. Hurt ( pediatrician in Saginaw, MI)
Dr. Hymen
Dr. I. Ball (optometrist)
Dr. Kauff
Dr. Look ( opthalmologist in Hawaii)
Dr. Looney - a psychiatrist of course!
Dr. Payne (plastic surgeon in Sandusky, OH)
Dr. Pullham
Dr. Surgeon (doctor from Stamford, CT)
Drew Peacock
Duane Pipe
Dusty Rhodes
Dusty Sandmann
Dwayne Pype
Edna May (or may not)
Earl E. Bird
Earl Lee Riser
Easton West
Eaton Wright and Liv Good
Ella Vader
Eric Shinn
Estelle Hertz (it still hurts)
Evan Keel
Faith Christian
Fanny O'Rear
Ferris Wheeler
Ford Parker
Forrest Green
Dr. Frank Bonebreak (doctor)
Gaye Jolly
Gail Storm
Gene Poole
Geoff L. Tavish (Gefilte fish)
Gil Fish
Ginger Rayl, Ginger Vitus
Gladys C. Hughes (glad to see you)
Hamilton Burger (Ham Burger, character on the old Perry Mason TV series)
Harry Armand Bach, Harry Balls, Harry Legg
Harry Caray (famous sports announcer)
Harry Hooker
Harry Cox, Harry Johnson, Harry P. Ness, Harry Peters
Harry Rump (aplumber from Freemont, Maine!)
Harry R. M. Pitts
Hazle Nutt
Heidi Clare
Helen Back
Helen Waite (credit manager - if you want credit go to Helen Waite)
Holly McRell
Holly Day, Holly Wood
Hugh Jass
Hugh Jorgan
Hugh Morris
Hy Ball
Hy Lowe, Bea Lowe
Hy Marx (scholar)
I.D. Clair
I.M. Boring
I.P. Freely, I.P. Daly
Ileane Wright, Ilene South (West, East...)
Ima Hogg (a real person, daughter of a Texas governor)
Iona Ford
Iona Frisbee
Iona Stonehouse
Ivan Oder
Ivana Mandic (a real basketball player)
Jack Goff (my uncle - no kidding!)
Jack Hammer
Jack Tupp (the perfect name for a car mechanic)
Jay Walker
Jean Poole
Jenny Tull
Jim Laucher (gym locker)
Jim Shu, Jim Sox
Jo King
Joe Kerr (joker)
Jordan Rivers
Joy Kil
Joy Rider
June Bugg
Justin Case, Justin Hale, Justin Inch, Justin Time, Justin Miles North (just ten miles
north)
Kandi Apple
Keelan Early (dying young) - real person who submitted his own name
Kelly Green
Kenny Penny
Kerry Oki
King Queene
Lake Speed (a real person, NASCAR race car driver)
Lance Boyle, Lance Butts
Laura Lynne Hardy
Laura Norder (law and order)
Leigh King (leaking)
Levon Coates
Les Moore
Lisa Carr
Lisa May Boyle, Lisa May Dye
Lois Price (bargain shopper) and her husband Hy Price
Lou Pole
Lou Zar (loser)
Luke Warm
Lynn C. Doyle
Lynn O. Liam
M. Balmer
Marlon Fisher
Marsha Dimes (march of dimes)
Marsha Mellow
Marty Graw
Mary Annette Woodin
Mary Christmas
Matt Tress
Maude L.T. Ford
Max Little
Max Power
May Day
May Furst
Mel Loewe
Melba Crisp
Melody Music
Mia Hamm
Mike Easter
Mike Hunt
Mike Raffone
Mike Rotch
Mike Stand
Mike Sweeney (sounds as Mike's weenie), famous baseball player
Minny van Gogh
Mister Bates
Misty Waters
Misty C. Shore , Rocky Shore, Sandy C. Shore
Mo Lestor
Molly Kuehl
Mona Lott
Monica Monica
Morey Bund
Muddy Waters (famous blues singer)
Myles Long
Nancy Ann Cianci (wife of Providence, RI mayor Buddy Cianci)
Nat Sass
Neil Down
Neil McNeil (submitted by his cousin)
Noah Riddle, Noah Lott
Norma Leigh Lucid
Olive Yew
Oliver Sutton (all of a sudden)
Ophelia Payne
Oren Jellow
Otto Graf
P. Ness
P. Brain
Paige Turner
Park A. Studebaker
Pat Downe
Pat McCann
Pearl Button
Pearl E. Gates, Pearl E. White
Peg Legge
Penny Dollar
Penny Lane
Penny Nichols
Penny Wise
Pepe Roni
Pete Moss and his son Forest
Peter Johnson (anannouncer on public radio),
Dick Johnson
Peter Peed
Phil Graves (cemetery employee)
Phil Rupp
Pierce Deere
Pierce Hart
Polly Ester
Post, Mark
Price Wright
Priti Manek ("pretty manic", doctor in Houston, TX)
R. M. Pitt
R. Sitch
R. Slicker
Randy Guy
Randy Lover
Ray Zenz (raisins)
Rob Banks
Rex Easley (traffic safety teacher at Kamiakin High, Kennewick, WA)
Rhoda Booke, Rita Booke
Richard P. Cox
Richard Chopp (Urologist in Austin, TX, does vasectomies)
Rick O'Shea
Rick Shaw
Rip Torn
Robin Andis Merryman
Robin Banks, Robin Money, U. O. Money
Robin Feathers
Robert and Reginald Soles
Rock Pounder, Rock Bottoms
Rocky Beach, Sandy Beach
Rod N. Reel
Roman Holiday
Rose Bush
Royal Payne
Russell Leeves
Rusty Blades, Rusty Bridges, Rusty Carr, Rusty Dorr, Rusty Fender, Rusty Irons, Rusty Nail, Rusty Pipes,
Rusty Steele
Sally Forth
Sam Manilla
Sandy Banks, Sandy Beech, Sandy Brown, Sandy Spring
Seth Poole (poor guy has a lisp)
Seymour Butz
Seymour Wiener (urologist)
Shanda Lear (daughter of Bill Lear, inventor of the Lear jet)
Sharon Needles
Sheila Blige
Skip Roper, Skip Stone
Sonny Day
Sno White
Stanley Cupp
Dr. Steven Sumey (Dr. sue me, person in Fairmont, MN)
Sue Flay
Sue Yu, Sue Jeu
Summer Camp
Summer Day
Summer Greene
Sy Burnette
Tad Pohl
Tanya Hyde
Tarre Beach
Terry Achey
Tess Steckle
Therese R. Green
Thomas Richard Harry
Tim Burr
Tom A. Toe
Tom Katt
Tom Morrow
Tommy Hawk
Trina Woods, Trina Forest (tree in the woods, tree in a forest)
Ty Coon, Ty Knotts
Virginia Beach
Walter Melon
Wanda Rinn
Wanna Hickey
Warren Peace
Warren T.
Will Power
Will Race
Will Wynn
Willie B. Hardigan
Willie Leak (or won't he)
Willie Stroker
Winsom Cash, Owen Cash
Woody Forrest
X. Benedict
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